This is a sext.
“And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic. I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker. I don’t care. Because I do believe in it.”
- Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 15: My Bed Banter and Beyond
Bob’s Burgers, Season 1 Episode 11: Weekend At Morts
If any of you ever want to take me out for drinks, just remember that today I had one beer and fell asleep fully clothed on a stranger’s couch.
I think my life will end in some sort of scenario like this.
“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no...